THE CHLOE - ''INTERVIEWS''

NOT THAT CAT, AGAIN!?!!?

2007-04-15T16:12:00.000-07:00

---''IS SHE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HEAVY ''BEHAVIORS,'' AGAIN??''

---''Hi, Again, Neighbor. I'm, Chloe The Cat, back for another try.We like the concept, but everso slightly change the format. If you detect subtle differences, ''Don't worry about it.'' [Soprano-like voice]
---''We have some guests that are making the blog circuit. You may recognize some of them. They may have appeared on your blog. My Producers assure me that that is next to impossible, because of our demo---something or other.''
---''I hope you have a goodtime, tonight. Sit back and enjoy the show.'' CHLOE

An EDITORIAL ''PAWS'' - The ''SIBLINGS''

2007-04-14T18:32:00.000-07:00

The SIBLING Sisters -

''Their DIFFERENCE is NO mystery to us. These two sisters don't get along.''

''One is very wry and serious, while the other is just plain KOOKY.''

''They Are COMING TO A BLOG Near You''

-An OFFICIAL COMMERCIAL BREAK

On The SHOW:

2007-04-14T13:19:00.000-07:00

Todays Bunch -

''We have some NEW faces, tonight. There is Boris, The Panda. There is Ray, the Comedic Steed. We will do the first ever interview, with an Iceberg.. There's Lenny, The RESPECT ant, and last, but NOT least - Freddy, who thought he was a Penguin.'' CHLOE

A LITTLE BREAK IN THE ACTION

2007-04-14T11:50:00.000-07:00

'''C-mon, guys. COOL it. We have a ''REAL'' ant, next, for you. Lenny, hails from right outside the door.'' CHLOE

The ANT and the AARDVARK!

2007-04-14T11:33:00.000-07:00

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---17 different episodes

RESPECT

2007-04-14T11:32:00.000-07:00

Lenny, The ''RESPECT'' ant--

2007-04-14T11:30:00.000-07:00

---It's nice to have you here, Lenny.''

---''It's nice to be here, Chloe. You and your people always treat me well. They take care of any need that may arise. I have a pile of dirt to arrange, and then re-arrange. I'm well taken care of. I'll be a guest on your show, anytime.''
---''Well, Lenny. Let's begin with the fact that you talk about respect very often. Tell us why that is?''
---''I speak of respect often, because it took me so long to get any. People were always threatening to step on me. They think they are so clever with their magnifying glasses. Shaking my ''farm,'' is another one. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield, sometimes. I Don't Get NO Respect, Either.''
---''Now, I happen to know that was the Lenny of the past. The ''new and improved,'' Lenny, doesn't have that problem.''
---''That's true. That was the past. Actually, I am RESPECTED, now.''
---''Tell us, Len. What is the big difference?''
---''I stopped being so wishy-washy, and began honoring things that come up within myself. I started doing things that I enjoy, instead of worrying where everybody else is at. Instead of trying so hard to do the right thing, according to what everybody else thought was important,
I began to do things that I thought were important.''
---''It sounds like you started listening to yourself. You started doing things that YOU enjoy. I read somewhere that it is a noble deed that brings joy to yourself and to others.''
---''I think that is the KEY to it. Self-Respect. Then when you help someone else, it isn't because you are ''needy'' yourself.''
---''Ladies and gentlemen. Lenny The ant.'' CHLOE'

WHY ''SHOULD'' WE BE WHERE WE ARE, WHEN WE'RE THERE?

2007-04-14T10:12:00.000-07:00

---Boris The Panda, ladies and gents. It is nice to have you on the show, Boris. What is that you're driving? It looks like some kind of golf cart.''

---''It was NO picnic, driving that thing. It's NO wonder we're almost extinct, with ALL the crazy stunts they have us pull.''

---''You are this years Poster-Panda in this years parade. I've seen your poster. What's that all about?''

---''To Be Where You Are, When You're There. Well, to tell you the truth, Chloe. I was pretty much where I was at, driving that cart. I, probably, WILL end-up driving in the parade. What ''problem'' do you have understanding it.''

---''No, no, Boris. Don't get me wrong. I love it. It is just so very obvious. Why do they have to go through all the hoopla of a parade and everything?''

---''I think it was written because, even so it is obvious, people tend to be scattered all over the place. People are usually thinking of one thing while they are doing something else. The ''PARADE,'' will bring it all together, at least make people aware.''

---''So this is to make people more aware of being present to what they're doing.''

---''Exactly, right. It's kind of a wake-up call. It is something to be aware of.''

---''To Be Aware Of Where You Are, When You're There.''

---''Don't make it too complicated, Chloe.''

---''SORRY.'' CHLOE

AN AUTHENTIC, ''HORSE-LAUGH''

2007-04-14T08:41:00.000-07:00

---''I been doing comedy as long as I can remember. It's because I have such a, ''Long-Face.''

---''[Chloe laughs,] Many have compared your speed and wit, Ray, to Robin Williams. In fact, they say you're the Robin Williams of the barnyard.''

---''Actually, that's the barn, but...I have a new CD coming out soon. To me, it is my best work to date. I played at the ''Apollo,'' theater. I knocked them dead that night.''A Horse Is A Horse ...''

---''[Chloe laughs.] The joke you were involved in allowed you to mug the camera as usual. I don't know of anyone who enjoys being photographed, like you do.''

---''Give me a shutterbug and a camera, and I m HAPPY. I'm an extrovert at heart. I must admit. I like the Limelight. I would rather be on stage, then NOT. It is almost as good as getting, ''brushed.''

---''[Chloe laughs.] You got that right , you knucklehead. I love this, horse. If the whole world had his attitude, their would be no more unhappiness. I'll tell you. Ray, The Comedic Steed, will be back later on, to do his famous Genie-joke.'' CHLOE gives Ray a headlock and a noogie.

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON WITH ICEBERGS?

2007-04-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

---''Ladies and gentlemen. We are nexl going to talk to an Iceberg. I have to say, most of my interviews up to now, have involved living, breathing entities, but now we have an iceberg. We will see how this goes.''

---''I admit that this is a very strange interview, but I think that you will soon be comfortable, Chloe. What I have to say should be of interest.''

---''What do you have to say?''

---''Well, I will tell you that I am only a metaphor. But, here goes.

---''You have the floor.'''

---''The KEY TO IT ALL, is I am made of water. I may be what is called an iceberg. My ''label'' is an iceberg. I am made of the same thing that a snowman is made of. I won't go into temperature, and the like.''

---''Lay it on me.''

---''The only differences between me and other things of water, are in the realm of proportions. We may look different, but we are all made of the same thing. WATER.

---''This is a revelation. ALL of CREATION is made of the SAME thing. Is this same thing...the thing that we call God?''

---''There you go. Why it gets so complex or complicated to some, I do NOT know. Some have made it so unreachable...And, I don't think they know that. Now, that makes things sad.''

---''When you put things that way, SIMPLE, they make sense.'' CHLOE

BE WHO WE ARE -

2007-04-13T21:55:00.000-07:00

---''And NOT Who We ''Think'' We Are Supposed To Be. Hi Freddy.''

---''Hi, Chloe. What's shakin'?

---''We have a good show, tonight. Things are movin' right along.''

---''Well, I hope I add something good. The reason I am here, tonight, is to promote the fact that it is so much better being YOURSELF, than ANYONE else.''

---''Did you really think you were a Penguin?''

---''The thing was, that I didn't know who I was, so being a Penguin was just one of the many, ME's, I tried to be. For about a week, I was a Penguin. But it is better to be yourself.''

---''Now, that sure sounds simple enough. You're saying there are a lot of people NOT being themselves?''

---''That seems simple, but it is amazing how many people we take into our repertoire, before we finally settle on our self. It comes as a last resort. BUT, it just doesn't stop there. We think we are supposed to be something or someone, other than who-we-are.''

---''Could you maybe give an example of what you mean.''

---''An example of that would be at those times we decide to be what our parents want us to be. A lot of us pursue careers we actually hate, because of this. We are being something we're NOT.''

---''When we are NOT being ourselves...than, what happens?''

---''That is why so many of us are FRUSTRATED. It is because we are walking contradictions. We NEVER seem to REALIZE who we are, because we spend much of our time chasing something that is NOT for us to be. We go after ''someone-elses,'' brass ring.''

---''So that is where the frustration comes from?''

---''That is what makes up our lives, but it seems that their are so many who are unhappy doing this. It is a little bit of both. Some try too hard. Some don't try hard enough. Some ease into things, some have a difficult time with everything..''

---''So what do you do? How do you get rid of these frustations?''

---''If you're flexible, aware and know what you are doing, it seem s that the frustrations are less.''

---''That sounds like good advice for ALL of us.'' CHLOE

The ''COMEDIC-STEED'' TELLS, THE GENIE-JOKE

2007-04-13T20:13:00.000-07:00

---''Now, keep it clean for the kittens. He-erre's Ray.''

---''Okay, Chloe. Here is my famous GENIE -joke.''

---A man was walking along the beach. He came upon an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a Genie appeared. The Genie said he would grant the man 3 wishes for releasing him from the lamp.
---The man said, ‘’First, I want a billion dollars put in a Swiss bank account for me.’’
---‘’Second wish will be a Ferrari Sports car, because I always wanted one.’’
---The Genie easily made both wishes happen. ‘’What do you want for your third wish?’’ the Genie asked.
---‘’That’s easy,’’ said the man. ‘’I always wanted to be irresistible to women.’’
---The Genie thought for a moment, then turned the man into - a box of chocolates.

---'[Chloe laughs] ''I must have heard that a thousand times, and it gets me every time. It is so true. We do love our chocolate. Their is NOBODY who tells that joke better than you, Ray. I love you, big guy. Ha, Ha.''

HAPPY TRAILS!!

2007-04-13T13:57:00.000-07:00

---''We put the final touches on our third show. My Producers are talking about ordering three more. You may have noticed a different format in each show, but we're just trying to find our, ''sea-legs.''I had an idea for a bit involving pumpkins, but that was bumped.

---My Producers are still looking for the right ''vehicle,'' for the old ''Chlo-ster.'' It is hard to fit me in a box...or a bag, for that matter. It's an instinct thing. I, automatically, bite and scratch. I think the 'old survival-mode, kicks-in.

---''Out of season pumpkins. Good Price. Good Squash.. Things are going pretty well for the old ''Chloe-meister.'' I have NO major complaints. CHLOE

TAKE IT - ROY and DALE

2007-04-12T20:18:00.000-07:00

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---''That's ALL folks. Purr-fection. (Of course, I, also, think HORSES tell jokes.)''