NOT THAT CAT, AGAIN!?!!?

---''IS SHE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HEAVY ''BEHAVIORS,'' AGAIN??''


---''Hi, Again, Neighbor. I'm, Chloe The Cat, back for another try.We like the concept, but everso slightly change the format. If you detect subtle differences, ''Don't worry about it.'' [Soprano-like voice]
---''We have some guests that are making the blog circuit. You may recognize some of them. They may have appeared on your blog. My Producers assure me that that is next to impossible, because of our demo---something or other.''
---''I hope you have a goodtime, tonight. Sit back and enjoy the show.'' CHLOE

On The SHOW:

Todays Bunch -

''We have some NEW faces, tonight. There is Boris, The Panda. There is Ray, the Comedic Steed. We will do the first ever interview, with an Iceberg.. There's Lenny, The RESPECT ant, and last, but NOT least - Freddy, who thought he was a Penguin.'' CHLOE

WHY ''SHOULD'' WE BE WHERE WE'RE AT, WHEN WE'RE THERE?

---Boris The Panda, ladies and gents. It is nice to have you on the show, Boris. What is that you're driving? It looks like some kind of golf cart.''

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---''It was NO picnic, driving that thing. It's NO wonder we're almost extinct, with ALL the crazy stunts they have us pull.''

---''You are this years Poster-Panda in this years parade. I've seen your poster. What's that all about?''

---''To Be Where You're At, When You're There. Well, to tell you the truth, Chloe. I was pretty much where I was at, driving that cart. I, probably, WILL end-up driving in the parade. What ''problem'' do you have understanding it.''

---''No, no, Boris. Don't get me wrong. I love it. It is just so very obvious. Why do they have to go through all the hoopla of a parade and everything?''

---''I think it was written because, even so it is obvious, people tend to be scattered all over the place. People are usually thinking of one thing while they are doing something else. The ''PARADE,'' will bring it all together, at least make people aware.''

---''So this is to make people more aware of being present to what they're doing.''

---''Exactly, right. It's kind of a wake-up call. It is something to be aware of.''

---''To Be Aware Of Where You're At, When You're There.''

---''Don't make it too complicated, Chloe.''

---''SORRY.'' CHLOE

AN AUTHENTIC, ''HORSE-LAUGH''

---''I been doing comedy as long as I can remember. It's because I have such a, ''Long-Face.''

---''[Chloe laughs,] Many have compared your speed and wit, Ray, to Robin Williams. In fact, they say you're the Robin Williams of the barnyard.''

---''Actually, that's the barn, but...I have a new CD coming out soon. To me, it is my best work to date. I played at the ''Apollo,'' theater. I knocked them dead that night.''A Horse Is A Horse ...''

---''[Chloe laughs.] The joke you were involved in allowed you to mug the camera as usual. I don't know of anyone who enjoys being photographed, like you do.''

---''Give me a shutterbug and a camera, and I m HAPPY. I'm an extrovert at heart. I must admit. I like the Limelight. I would rather be on stage, then NOT. It is almost as good as getting, ''brushed.''

---''[Chloe laughs.] You got that right , you knucklehead. I love this, horse. If the whole world had his attitude, their would be no more unhappiness. I'll tell you. Ray, The Comedic Steed, will be back later on, to do his famous Genie-joke.'' CHLOE gives Ray a headlock and a noogie.

A LITTLE BREAK IN THE ACTION

'''C-mon, guys. COOL it. We have a ''REAL'' ant, next, for you. Lenny, hails from right out side the door.'' CHLOE

Lenny, The ''RESPECT'' ant--

---It's nice to have you here, Lenny.''


---''It's nice to be here, Chloe. You and your people always treat me well. They take care of any need that may arise. I have a pile of dirt to arrange, and then re-arrange. I'm well taken care of. I'll be a guest on your show, anytime.''
---''Well, Lenny. Let's begin with the fact that you talk about respect very often. Tell us why that is?''
---''I speak of respect often, because it took me so long to get any. People were always threatening to step on me. They think they are so clever with their magnifying glasses. Shaking my ''farm,'' is another one. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield, sometimes. I Don't Get NO Respect, Either.''
---''Now, I happen to know that was the Lenny of the past. The ''new and improved,'' Lenny, doesn't have that problem.''
---''That's true. That was the past. Actually, I am RESPECTED, now.''
---''Tell us, Len. What is the big difference?''
---''I stopped being so wishy-washy, and began honoring things that come up within myself. I started doing things that I enjoy, instead of worrying where everybody else is at. Instead of trying so hard to do the right thing, according to what everybody else thought was important,
I began to do things that I thought were important.''
---''It sounds like you started listening to yourself. You started doing things that YOU enjoy. I read somewhere that it is a noble deed that brings joy to yourself and to others.''
---''I think that is the KEY to it. Self-Respect. Then when you help someone else, it isn't because you are ''needy'' yourself.''
---''Ladies and gentlemen. Lenny The ant.'' CHLOE'

WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON WITH ICEBERGS?

---''Ladies and gentlemen. We are nexl going to talk to an Iceberg. I have to say, most of my interviews up to now, have involved living, breathing entities, but now we have an iceberg. We will see how this goes.''

---''I admit that this is a very strange interview, but I think that you will soon be comfortable, Chloe. What I have to say should be of interest.''

---''What do you have to say?''

---''Well, I will tell you that I am only a metaphor. But, here goes.

---''You have the floor.'''

---''The KEY TO IT ALL, is I am made of water. I may be what is called an iceberg. My ''label'' is an iceberg. I am made of the same thing that a snowman is made of. I won't go into temperature, and the like.''

---''Lay it on me.''

---''The only differences between me and other things of water, are in the realm of proportions. We may look different, but we are all made of the same thing. WATER.

---''This is a revelation. ALL of CREATION is made of the SAME thing. Is this same thing...the thing that we call God?''

---''There you go. Why it gets so complex or complicated to some, I do NOT know. Some have made it so unreachable...And, I don't think they know that. Now, that makes things sad.''

---''When you put things that way, SIMPLE, they make sense.'' CHLOE